Drinking like a teenager
  Using up the kleenex
  Staring at the CD rack asking myself which fuzzbox band would sound the best
  I try on your lipstick
  I try on your clothes
  I wanna be you for a little while
  And I'm freaked out enough to bloody my own nose
  
  Oh sorrow, oh shame
  Take me by the shoulders
  Shake me to the brains
  Oh sorrow, oh shame
  I've locked myself in a room again
  
  A glossy of you next to my face
  Looking in the mirror
  I see us frozen like cavemen discovered together in a thousand years
  Every little town
  Has its three-legged cat
  I'm happy to live that way
  Cause no one expects me to catch the rat
  
  Oh sorrow, oh shame
  Take me by the shoulders
  Shake me to the brain
  Oh sorrow, oh shame
  I've locked myself in a room
  
  I cross myself and do my best "Acid Queen"
  A cross between a dime-store witch
  And a whirling painted Martin Sheen
  I try on your lipstick
  I try on your hose
  I wanna be you for a little while
  I'm freaked out enough to bloody my own nose
  
  Oh sorrow, oh shame
  Take me by the shoulders
  Shake me to the brain
  Oh sorrow, oh shame
  I've locked myself in a room again