my love's an ice-cold latte
  and it's running down yer shirt.
  you took my little heart
  and then ya threw it in the dirt!
  i won't go near yer locker
  and i cannot wash my hair.
  i can't believe you betrayed me
  and filled me with despair!!
    i can't believe - horrible truth about you
  because you lied to me.
  i am only the girl who was in love with you
  but, now you lied!
    i have developed frog-eyes
  from crying all the time.
  i won't go out and skate with my friends,
  i'll only stay inside.
  you ran around, behind my back
  with a pretty, blue-eyed girl.
  i am so sick of missing you -
  i think i'm gonna hurl!!
    i can't believe - horrible truth about you
  because you lied to me.
  i am only the girl who was in love with you.
  but, now you lied!
    i can't believe you lied to me:
  i can't believe you!
    (i am only the girl who was in love with you)
    i can't believe - horrible truth about you
  because you lied to me
  i am only the girl who was in love with you
  but, now you lied to me...
    [bif:] [sportin' the "x"s on her hands] self-discipline requires doing
  what is necessary, when it should be done,
  whether it iz a pleasant task or not. a straight-edge lifestyle is personal choice.
  if my coffee consumption ain't straight-edge enough for you:
  then **** me with a double, skim cappuccino!
    [bif:] um: hellooooo!! get a ******* hold of yourself!!
  no complaining!! are you starving?
  no? then let's have a little perspective, shall we. see a therapist.
  switch to decaf. lay off the pills.
  try some stretching.
  take five.
  have a time out.
  write it down.
  make a painting.
  have a hot bath.
  quit hanging onto past hurts.
  forgive all to get over all and get on with it!
  puh-leeeze! develop some humor.
  laugh it off.
  yuk it up.
  don't be mean.
  karma is instant.
  there is no coincidence.
  live today. try - ok?
    [bif:] [crying] ring pa ambulansen.