I'm singing Broadway and I love it!
  I'm singing Broadway and I'm proud!
  You can keep your Springsteen.
  Shove your Chaka.
  I really don't care for that kind of kaka.
  Ethel, Liza, Chita, that's my crowd, my crowd!
    Yes-sah, I'm singing Broadway and it's heaven!
  'Cause "Heaven" is a song from a Broadway show!
  Ah, just give me a part that's got laughter and tears
  and I'll beat it like Yul Brenner for the next thousand years!
  Ah, Broadway, Broadway, Broadway! Brrrrrravo!
    Ahhh, who needs a girl who's got flourescent hair,
  or an ugly boy singing off key?
  Give me a broad who's got tits out to there,
  belching it out to the balcony!
    AhhhAHHHHHHHH!!!!
  Yes, sir! I'm singing Broadway and it's heaven!
  I'll be singing Broadway, yes, 'til I die!
  Just tell me what could be better
  than shaking your buns
  in front of a chorus
  of thirty-five nuns?
  I'll climb every mountain
  and ford every river I see.
  A Lady and her muszack,
  Ha-that's ha-me! Yeah!