Did somebody change the channel?
   I left it on thirteen
   The president will explain this all to me
   I don't need a fitness trainer
   To be all that I can be
   This little remote
   Is all I really need
   That's how we like it!
   They target a destination
   We watch it disappear
   Don't you think it's time we had another beer?
   The lines of communication
   Are always the first to go
   They've done it again,
   The patriots stole the show
   That's how we like it!
   Chorus
   When we get bored
   We watch a war on my TV
   And I'm surrounded by my friends
   And That's how we like it!
   When we get bored
   We watch a war on TV
   We never know how it will end
   That's how we like it!
   Repeat Chorus