Someone call a doctor
   Hurry grab a nurse
   Temperature’s a risin’
   I think I’m gonna burst
  
   Long tall Sally’s all dressed to kill
   Tonite she’s killin’ me
   Cummin’ on strong like a heart attack
   38 DD
  
   Whoa yeah
   Round and round and round I go
   Whoa yeah
   I can’t stop, I can’t say no
   I got sex on the brain
   It’s drivin’ me insane
  
   Chorus:
   I got the itch
   I got the itch
   I keep on scrathin’
   But it only makes me twitch
   I’m in love, I’m in lust, I’m in need to a fix
   I’m a horny son of a bitch
  
   One girl ain’t enuff for me
   I think I’ll play with two
   Stack’em up like pancakes
   Flip’em over when I’m through
  
   I think I’m goin’ crazy
   I wish that I could stop
   Well it’s better than shootin’ up my veins
   Drinkin’ whiskey ‘til I drop
  
   Whoa yeah
   Round and round and round I go
   Whoa yeah
   I can’t stop, I can’t say no
   I got sex on the brain
   It’s drivin’ me insane
  
   Chorus
  
   I got the itch - I got the itch
   I got the itch - I got the itch
   I got the itch - I got the itch
   I got the itch
  
   Whoa yeah
   Round and round and round I go
   Whoa yeah
   I can’t stop, I can’t say no
   I got sex on the brain
   It’s drivin’ me insane
  
   I got the itch
   I got the itch
   I keep on scratchin’
   But it only makes me twitch
   I ain’t fucked up, crazy, or a lunatic!
   I’m just a horny son of a bitch
   Horny son of a bitch
   I’m a horny son of a bitch!