I ain't no joke
  So you should get a pen
  And yourself a little note so you don't forget again
  When it comes to cash
  I've been gettin smoked
  Lendin out my money
  Now I'm broke
    Somebody's gettin' choked
  Cause now its time to pay the piper
  Bums are the type of shit that's in a diaper
  Don't make me have to call a sniper
  And wipe your brains off my windshield wiper (you dirty bug!)
  As soon as I get paid they come in masses
  There's someone givin classes on kissin peoples asses
  Unless you're livin' where the trash is
  Don't even come around here askin where my cash is
    Me I'm broke.
    I aint no joke
  I'll say it once again
  If I get provoked there'll be knuckles on your chin
  Some people never learn
  Borrowin from me you might regret it
  For one I ain't no bank and you got shitty credit
  As soon as I get paid they're comin out the woodwork
  Take your ass and get a job like you should jerk
  Unless you're livin where the trash is
  But you're not so find another spot where the cash is
    Me I'm broke
    Gimme back my money, bum
  You said you'd pay me back
  I'm broke and for that
  You deserve a smackin for slackin
  Now people say I'm a slacker
  If I'm a slacker
  Then its through the eyes of the ones that are blind