Put down your remote control
  Throw out your TV Guide
  Put away your jacket
  There's no need to go outside
  Don't you know that we control the horizontal
  We control the verticle, too
  We gonna make a couch potato out of you
  That's what we gonna do now
    Don't change the channel
  Don't touch that dial
  We got it all on UHF
  Kick off your sneakers
  Stick around for a while
  We got it all on UHF
  Don't worry 'bout your laundry
  Forget about your job
  Just crank up the volume
  And yank off the knob
  We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF
    Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
  You better put away your homework
  Prime time ain't no time to think
  All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
  Press your face right up against the screen
  We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen
  If you know what I mean, now
    Don't change the channel
  Don't touch that dial
  We got it all on UHF
  Kick off your sneakers
  Stick around for a while
  We got it all on UHF
  Don't worry 'bout your laundry
  Forget about your job
  Just crank up the volume
  And yank off the knob
  We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF
    You can watch us all day
  You can watch us all night
  You can watch us any time that you please
  You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
  'Till your brain turns into cottage cheese
  Well, now
    Don't change the channel
  Don't touch that dial
  We got it all on UHF
  Kick off your sneakers
  Stick around for a while
  We got it all on UHF
  Don't worry 'bout your laundry
  Forget about your job
  Just crank up the volume
  And yank off the knob
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