Hey mister where you headed?
  are you in a hurry?
  i need a lift to happy hour say oh no.
  do you break for distilled spirits?
  i need a break as well.
  the well that inebriatest the guilt
  1,2. 1, 2, 3, 4
  
  cold turkey's getting stale
  tonight i'm eating crow
  fermented salmonella poison oak no
  
  there's a drought at the fountain of youth and now i'm dehydrating
  my tongue is swelling up
  as say 1,2. 1, 2, 3, 4
  
  ref:
  troubled times, you know i can not lie
  i'm off the wagon and i'm hitchin' a ride
  
  there's a drought at the fountain of youth and now i'm dehydrating
  my tongue is swelling ups
  as say Shit!