I found myself on my knees in prayer
  The consequence of my deep despair
  Now I must speak, get it off my chest
  It ain't no joke and it ain't no jest
  
  Every night she would come to me
  But her demands brought disharmony
  I said, "You can't bring your drums to bed,
  Your rhythm method's gonna leave me dead."
  
  Got to take this woman
  Cos she's a whole lotta woman
  Why don't you take this woman
  Take this woman lock her away
  
  It would be churlish of me to complain
  But caviar every night is insane
  I'm fit to burst, I'm not in the mood
  But she say, "Lie down babe, I wanna talk to you."
  
  Well I'm not fond of your family ties
  The hangman's noose in your mother's eyes
  You chatterbox like a talking head
  Je ne comprends pas the words that you said
  
  Take this woman
  Cos she's a whole lotta woman
  Why don't you take this woman
  Take this woman lock her away
  
  Don't want to love you
  I really tried
  But I'm hook line and sinkered deeply fried
  I've got to admit that with all your faults
  We touch and it feels like a million volts
  
  Listen - I realised I'd made a big mistake
  I'm only human for heaven's sake
  Lord give me strength don't let me falter
  I'm gonna take her to the alter
  
  And I'll take this woman
  Cos she's a whole lotta woman
  I'm gonna take this woman
  Take this woman lock her away
  
  I'm gonna take this woman
  Cos she's a whole lotta woman
  I'm gonna take this woman
  Take this woman lock her away
  
  Woh, yeah....