Announcer:
  
  500 hertz at reference fluxivity
  Set gain for asthmath, face, and frequency response callibration
  
  Announcer(Synthesized):
  
  Good evenin', y'all (Hello, where' s the music)
  Today's lesson funk, shall begin in just a few (Immature)
  We're gonna drop some signs on you about, two
  No three, no, yeah three, " Funketeers"
  Yeah, let's see on the scale from 1 to 10 on your funk meter
  How do you rate your funk?
  What these 3 dope brothers gonna be droppin' some new jack funk for you
  Comin' at you in the nine-two
  Straight takin' over thangs
  Yeah, with the crazy hype ghetto beats
  Smooth ballad, kickin' R&B, with a hip-hop cut
  Or should I say hip-pop
  Yeah, pschological is definitely the concept
  Bringin' you that , excitertainment
  Immature, and the disciples of the new funk era
  The new-jack funk thing
  Marq, Romeo, and Don
  Yeah, well I see right now I'm gonna have to jet out of here
  We're gonna be jamming this frequency
  So y'all ain;t gonna bring you back in with this interview
  I just wanna say peace (Immature)
  And I'm outtey like sour-ey
  
  Intereviewer: So Immature, I see here that your music, is psychological? Please explain.
  
  Batman: Psychological is you know like, crazy, dope weird stuff, ya know
  
  Half-Pint: Like a crazy dome
  
  Interviewer: Oh I get it, ok. Wh-what is new jack funk?
  
  Batman: New-jack funk is just like, crazy, dope, hype beats, ya know?
  
  Interviewer: Yeah?
  
  Batman/Pint: To keep the crowd jumping (Hip-hop music)
  
  Interviewer: So u guys are like into rhythm and blues?
  
  Half-Pint- Not rhythm and blues
  
  Romeo/Pint: Rhythm and beats
  
  Interviewer: Ah, I see that u don't have any price tags on ur clothes
  
  batman: been there
  immature: done it
  interviewer: and ur clothes they're not on backwards or anything
  batman: been there
  immature: done it
  batman: hey,yo man, this interview is nervous, man
  romeo: yo lend us that ' Honey Dip' out there
  batman: oh dang
  half-pint: check out her onions
  batman: oh dang, she got a ghetto booty