Crossed the street, naked at night
  Bent over to show some moonlight
  Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
  Nude in a gutter is how I was found
    Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed
  No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was
  Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see
  All I got is a guy Ben Dover
    Don't like hesh, don't like rap
  Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
  I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
  Took a shower 'cause I stunk
  Smoked a bong, killed a cat
  Had my nuts attacked by rats
  Dad got nude, I wore a thong
  For a hobby I make bombs
    Went to a farm to tip some cows
  Forgot that I left my pants down
  Bent over to pick them up
  Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum
    The farmer took me to his house
  Showed me the closet from the inside out
  The police came, they took me away
  Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay
    Don't like hesh, don't like rap
  Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
  I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
  Took a shower 'cause I stunk
  Smoked a bong, killed a cat
  Had my nuts attacked by rats
  Dad got nude, I wore a thong
  For a hobby I make bombs
    Don't like hesh, don't like rap
  Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
  I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
  Took a shower 'cause I stunk
  Smoked a bong, killed a cat
  Had my nuts attacked by rats
  Dad got nude, I wore a thong
  For a hobby I make bombs