I'm wasting time thinking about a girl
  And stealing her away from her world
  She and I would run away
  I think of all the things that I'd say
    We'd talk about important things
  And I picture it in my dreams
  She'd teach me about modern art
  And I'd show her it's okay to fart and
    Maybe I'd impress her
  By being in a band and
  Maybe if I act real tough
  She'd let me hold her hand and
  Maybe I'll win her heart
  By writing this song about her
    Sometimes I sit at home and
  Wonder if she's sitting at home
  Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
  Sitting at home, thinking about her
  Or am I just wasting my time
    Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's
  When I made fun of that guy
  Remebering the look she gave me
  When I told her that I used to fry
    I really want to ask her out
  But my ego could never take it
  And even if I got the balls
  You know that the Cougar would never make it
    And in my town you can't drive naked
    And maybe I'd impress her
  By being in a band and
  Maybe if I act real tough
  She'd let me hold her hand and
  Maybe I'll win her heart
  By writing this song about her
    Sometimes I sit at home and
  Wonder if she's sitting at home
  Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
  Sitting at home, thinking about her
  Or am I just wasting my time
    Am I just wasting my time
  Am I just wasting my time
  Am I just wasting my time
  Wasting my time thinking about a girl