You and I should get away for awhile
  I just want to be alone with your smile
  Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car
  We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar
    Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
  I just want to be your only one
  I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
  That night on the floor when we were all alone
    My love life was getting so bland
  There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
  Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
  Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath
    Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
  I just want to be your only one
  I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
  That night on the floor when we were all alone
    Who's gonna be the odd man out?
  I don't want to be the odd man out
  Is this going to be the end
  Or are you going to be my new girlfriend?